Sunday, February 14, 2010

bender


1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining. 2.The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama. Full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez/ Bending Unit 22.3 A term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping life's harsh realities (marriage, work etc) Consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. Anything goes. 4.A recumbent bicycle made by Bender Custom Bicycles of Garden City, Idaho. 5.a hockey player who skates with his or her ankles bent in.
"
1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.
2."Kiss my shiney metal ass!"
3."Any idea why Tim isn't at his desk?"
"I think he's still on a bender from the weekend, why?"
"His wife is looking for him..."
"Deary me!